Just what are they getting at?

So I am browsing kitchenware online when I come across this picture of this sweet looking spoon kept in a vase.

As well as a larger version of the same spoon:

The accompanying description reads:

A wooden sweetheart spoon is a good spoon to set in a special place. Many people give them as wedding, anniversary, or birthday gifts. Although some people keep them for their very own.

Can any spanko out there read that without reading sooo much more into it?

And don't heart shapes look just a little like turned up bottoms?

And isn't spanking a labor of love?

Just what are they trying to imply?

Ms. Betty

P.S. When you go take a look, don't forget to look over the following, too:

The giant wooden spoons

The dough cutter

The egg spoon

and

The pasta and salad page